Looking for a crazy werrie 4varksteaks shirt? This is exactly what you need.
The Crazy Werrie 4 Varksteaks shirt from Odyssey Apparel is for the South African who lives the braai culture and does not overthink it. No worries. Four pork steaks. That is the whole philosophy, and it is enough. Full-colour sublimated on moisture management polyester, because even a shirt that celebrates the simplest pleasures in life deserves to be properly made.

Manufactured from 100% moisture management polyester fabric: breathable, comfortable, and built for the outdoor South African occasions this shirt was made for. The dye sublimation process bonds the full-colour design permanently into the fabric from edge to edge. The message stays vivid through every braai season and every wash in between.
Browse the full SA lifestyle and casual range in our shirt collection for more South African cultural and identity designs.
This Crazy Werrie 4 Varksteaks shirt is available in sizes from Kiddies to Adult 9XL. The full size range means the whole family can wear the philosophy. Because pants are optional but varksteaks are not, and everyone deserves the right shirt for a South African braai.
Werrie is the South African English and Afrikaans word for worry: derived from the English but adapted into the local vocabulary in a way that makes it feel native to the South African linguistic landscape. Four varksteaks on the braai is not a problem to be solved or a situation to be managed. It is the solution. The Crazy Werrie 4 Varksteaks shirt captures the specific South African cultural wisdom that says: when the varksteaks are on and the fire is right, everything else can wait.
Odyssey Apparel makes this shirt because it belongs in the range of genuinely South African designs. Not every shirt needs to be about fishing or rugby. Sometimes it just needs to be about varksteaks.
At the braai, obviously. But also at the braai where there are no varksteaks and the shirt is making a point. At the family gathering where someone forgot to defrost the meat. At any South African social occasion where the shirt speaks for you and says the right thing without requiring explanation.
The moisture management polyester keeps you comfortable through a long South African outdoor occasion, which is exactly what a braai shirt should do.
Want custom braai culture shirts for your group or event? Custom bulk orders through our Custom Designs page. Nationwide delivery via DSV or collection from our factory at Plot 28, Kameeldrift, Brits, North West, 0250.
Every Crazy Werrie 4 Varksteaks shirt from Odyssey Apparel is printed to order at our Brits facility. Properly made, properly South African, on every order.
Odyssey Apparel is a South African design-first brand manufactured in Brits, North West. Every product is printed to order at full dye sublimation quality: no overstock, no generic designs. Browse 1,000+ designs at oashop.co.za for nationwide delivery or collection from Plot 28, Kameeldrift, Brits, North West, 0250.
Odyssey Apparel ships nationwide via DSV to every major city and town in South Africa. Orders are processed from our Brits facility where every garment is printed fresh to order, with quality checked before dispatch. For clubs, schools, and corporate groups requiring bulk quantities, contact us through the Custom Designs page for volume pricing and turnaround times.
The Odyssey Apparel range is built in Brits, North West, designed around what South Africans actually wear and why they wear it, from the fishing dam to the rugby stadium to the stoep on a Sunday afternoon. Every product carries the same commitment to design and quality regardless of whether it is the thousandth order or the first.
"On backorder" means that we don't keep the specific item in stock and need to manufacture it. Our orders typically take two to three weeks due to our queue system.
Generally, our orders go out within two weeks. We sometimes get them done within a week. In some cases, it might take a little longer, depending on your order and how busy we might be at the time. We work on a queue system, first in first out.
We offer in house shipping (DSV), charged at a flat rate nationwide, but you may choose to send your own courier or collect from our premises yourself, just choose the local pickup option.
We can do custom designs, and we are really good at it too. Send our team a Whatsapp message at 0827550464 with regards to your design.

| Size | Half Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 0-1 | 27 | 38 |
| 2-3 | 30 | 42 |
| 4-5 | 33 | 49 |
| 6-7 | 37 | 54 |
| 8-9 | 40 | 58 |
| 10-11 | 41 | 59 |
| XS | 42 | 64 |
| S | 48 | 69 |
| M | 51 | 71 |
| L | 56 | 73 |
| XL | 60 | 75 |
| 2XL | 65 | 79 |
| 3XL | 70 | 87 |
| 4XL | 72 | 89 |
| 5XL | 75 | 91 |
| 6XL | 78 | 99 |
| 7XL | 79 | 99 |
| 8XL | 81 | 99 |
| 9XL | 85 | 99 |

| Size | Half Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 0-1 | 27 | 38 |
| 2-3 | 30 | 42 |
| 4-5 | 33 | 49 |
| 6-7 | 37 | 54 |
| 8-9 | 40 | 58 |
| 10-11 | 41 | 59 |
| XS | 42 | 64 |
| S | 48 | 69 |
| M | 51 | 71 |
| L | 56 | 73 |
| XL | 60 | 75 |
| 2XL | 65 | 79 |
| 3XL | 70 | 87 |
| 4XL | 72 | 89 |
| 5XL | 75 | 91 |
| 6XL | 78 | 99 |
| 7XL | 79 | 99 |
| 8XL | 81 | 99 |
| 9XL | 85 | 99 |

| Size | Bust | Wasit | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 40cm | 36cm | 84cm |
| Small | 43cm | 39cm | 90cm |
| Medium | 45cm | 41cm | 95cm |
| Large (2 Panels) | 48cm | 44cm | 98cm |
| XLarge (2 Panels) | 51cm | 47cm | 100cm |
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