The dont feed the puppy shirt from Odyssey Apparel takes a cheeky crocodile-themed design and turns it into one of the more memorable novelty shirts in our range: full-colour sublimated print, a joke that lands, and a shirt built for South Africans who like their humour dry.
Manufactured from 100% moisture management polyester fabric: breathable, lightweight, and UV-resistant, built for everyday South African wear, from the braai to the boat. The dye sublimation print bonds permanently into the fabric rather than sitting on top of it, so the artwork stays sharp and colourfast wash after wash.
Quick-drying and comfortable, this fabric holds up to daily wear without ever losing its shape or colour.
Available in sizes from Kiddies to Adult 9XL, so the whole family can share the joke. Check the size chart before ordering, and reach out via our Custom Designs page if you need help picking the right fit.
Odyssey Apparel does not just print serious designs. This crocodile joke shirt sits alongside our fishing and outdoor range in the Shirt collection as proof that South African apparel does not have to take itself too seriously to look good.
Wear it at the braai, on the boat, or anywhere a laugh is due. The moisture management fabric keeps you comfortable through the joke and the day that follows. Delivery nationwide runs through trusted courier partners including DSV, so wherever you are in South Africa, this shirt gets to you.
To keep the design looking sharp, wash on a cool machine cycle and hang or drip dry rather than tumble drying on high heat. Because the dye sublimation print is bonded into the fibres of the fabric rather than sitting on top of it, it resists cracking, flaking, and fading through everyday wear and repeated washing in a way that screen-printed or vinyl-transfer shirts cannot match. Avoid ironing directly over the printed area, and steer clear of harsh bleach-based detergents that can dull the moisture management finish over time.
Odyssey Apparel’s moisture management fabric is cut for a comfortable, true-to-size fit across the full Kiddies to Adult 9XL size range, so most customers find their usual size works well. If you are between sizes, our size chart on the product page breaks down chest, length, and sleeve measurements in detail, and our team is happy to help through the Custom Designs page if you are still unsure. A design that fits properly gets worn far more often than one that does not.
Every Odyssey Apparel shirt is designed, sublimated, and packed at our own facility in Brits, North West. If you want matching gear for a group, family, or supporters club, get in touch through our Custom Designs page and we will sort a design and a quote.
Odyssey Apparel prints new designs at a pace most competitors cannot match, so check back regularly for fresh colourways and additions to this range, or get in touch directly if there is something specific you would like to see made.
Delivery nationwide runs through trusted courier partners so wherever you are in South Africa, your order gets to you reliably.
Custom colourways and bulk orders are always available on request.
Odyssey ships this novelty design alongside our full serious fishing and outdoor range, all from the same Brits facility.
Odyssey Apparel designs original artwork at a pace most competitors cannot match, whether it is serious identity pieces or a proper South African joke shirt. Built in Brits. Worn across South Africa. Want a custom design of your own? Visit our Custom Designs page.
"On backorder" means that we don't keep the specific item in stock and need to manufacture it. Our orders typically take two to three weeks due to our queue system.
Generally, our orders go out within two weeks. We sometimes get them done within a week. In some cases, it might take a little longer, depending on your order and how busy we might be at the time. We work on a queue system, first in first out.
We offer in house shipping (DSV), charged at a flat rate nationwide, but you may choose to send your own courier or collect from our premises yourself, just choose the local pickup option.
We can do custom designs, and we are really good at it too. Send our team a Whatsapp message at 0827550464 with regards to your design.
| Size | Half Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 0-1 | 27 | 38 |
| 2-3 | 30 | 42 |
| 4-5 | 33 | 49 |
| 6-7 | 37 | 54 |
| 8-9 | 40 | 58 |
| 10-11 | 41 | 59 |
| XS | 42 | 64 |
| S | 48 | 69 |
| M | 51 | 71 |
| L | 56 | 73 |
| XL | 60 | 75 |
| 2XL | 65 | 79 |
| 3XL | 70 | 87 |
| 4XL | 72 | 89 |
| 5XL | 75 | 91 |
| 6XL | 78 | 99 |
| 7XL | 79 | 99 |
| 8XL | 81 | 99 |
| 9XL | 85 | 99 |
| Size | Half Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 0-1 | 27 | 38 |
| 2-3 | 30 | 42 |
| 4-5 | 33 | 49 |
| 6-7 | 37 | 54 |
| 8-9 | 40 | 58 |
| 10-11 | 41 | 59 |
| XS | 42 | 64 |
| S | 48 | 69 |
| M | 51 | 71 |
| L | 56 | 73 |
| XL | 60 | 75 |
| 2XL | 65 | 79 |
| 3XL | 70 | 87 |
| 4XL | 72 | 89 |
| 5XL | 75 | 91 |
| 6XL | 78 | 99 |
| 7XL | 79 | 99 |
| 8XL | 81 | 99 |
| 9XL | 85 | 99 |
| Size | Bust | Wasit | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 40cm | 36cm | 84cm |
| Small | 43cm | 39cm | 90cm |
| Medium | 45cm | 41cm | 95cm |
| Large (2 Panels) | 48cm | 44cm | 98cm |
| XLarge (2 Panels) | 51cm | 47cm | 100cm |
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