Looking for a genuinely weird face mask scary old man design that actually turns heads? The Weird Face Mask – Scary Old Man wraps a hyperrealistic, full-colour printed face over a lightweight stretchy balaclava, giving you a strange, eye-catching look that’s as practical as it is unusual.
The design covers the entire mask in a detailed, life-like print of a snarling old man with a scar slashed across his forehead and eye, bared crooked teeth, and a genuinely unsettling glare. Two cut-out eye holes sit exactly where the printed eyes would be, so when you pull the mask on, the illusion holds up from every angle.

The front of the mask carries the full facial artwork, from the forehead and brows down through the lower face and onto the neck section. The back of the mask continues the same hair and skin tones in a seamless wraparound print, so there’s no plain, blank panel anywhere on the fabric once it’s on your head. The mockup shows the scarred brawler design worn outdoors, so you can see exactly how the fabric sits and moves once it’s on.
Every Weird Face Mask – Scary Old Man is made from a lightweight, stretchy performance fabric that moves with you rather than against you. The design is fully sublimated into the fibres rather than printed on top, so the artwork won’t crack, peel, or fade with regular wear and washing. Built-in UV protection shields your face and neck from the sun on long days outdoors.
This makes it a genuinely useful piece of kit, not just a novelty. It’s perfect for fishing, cycling, and other outdoor sports where you need sun and wind protection on your face and neck without sacrificing breathability. Pull it up over your nose on a long ride or a hot day on the water and you’ve got real UV coverage, with the added bonus of a design nobody else out there will be wearing.
Available in Adult and Kiddies sizes, so the whole family can get in on the fun. Browse the full Face Wear range for more balaclavas and buffs, or see the rest of the Weird Masks range for more strange designs. Collect from our factory at Plot 28, Kameeldrift, Brits, North West, 0250, or get it delivered nationwide via DSV.
The Weird Face Mask – Scary Old Man is built from a lightweight, stretchy performance fabric designed for movement. The sublimation printing process pushes the dye directly into the fibres of the fabric under heat, rather than sitting on top of it like a screen print or transfer, so the full-colour artwork stays sharp wear after wear, wash after wash. Built-in UV protection adds a genuine layer of sun defence for your face and neck, on top of the obvious novelty value.
If you want a weird face mask scary old man design that’s actually useful outdoors, not just a party gag, this is it. It looks ridiculous, which is exactly the point, while still doing the real job of a performance balaclava: covering your face and neck from sun, wind, and dust on long days outside.
Whether you’re after a genuine laugh, a proper conversation starter, or just solid UV coverage for your next trip outdoors, the Weird Face Mask – Scary Old Man delivers all three in one lightweight, stretchy package.
"On backorder" means that we don't keep the specific item in stock and need to manufacture it. Our orders typically take two to three weeks due to our queue system.
Generally, our orders go out within two weeks. We sometimes get them done within a week. In some cases, it might take a little longer, depending on your order and how busy we might be at the time. We work on a queue system, first in first out.
We offer in house shipping (DSV), charged at a flat rate nationwide, but you may choose to send your own courier or collect from our premises yourself, just choose the local pickup option.
We can do custom designs, and we are really good at it too. Send our team a Whatsapp message at 0827550464 with regards to your design.